What not to put on a resume

“I was working for my mom until she decided to move.”
“I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.”
“Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.”

How to study less, get good grades, and retain more

HPU students living in Hawai‘i have a lot of fun extra activities to keep them distracted from studying: beautiful beaches, Waikiki nightlife, warm sunny days and star-lit nights.

Thank you, Harry

Harry Potter lives in a world where hats and paintings speak, broomsticks fly and goblins run banks—but these are non-essential details.

What is the educational value of this?