May make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Is a major factor in making one dance like a wanker.

May cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again!

May cause you to thay shings like thish.

May lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying to hear you yelling beneath their windows at four in the morning.

May give you the impression that you can carry on a logical conversation with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

May result in you waking up in bed with an unknown person of dubious appearance.

May be the leading cause of rug burns on your forehead.

May result in traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

May lead you to believe that you are invisible.

May give you the illusion that you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

May give you the belief that you are smarter, faster, and (thanks to your mystical Kung Fu powers) tougher than some really big guy nicknamed Grizzly.

May give you the impression that people are really laughing WITH you.