|Beer is a popular beverage, but students
might consider the following reasons for moderation. Consumption
of alcohol may have the following effects:
May make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Is a major factor in making one dance like a wanker.
May cause you to tell the same boring story over and over
May cause you to thay shings like thish.
May lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying
to hear you yelling beneath their windows at four in
May give you the impression that you can carry on a logical
conversation with members of the opposite sex without
May result in you waking up in bed with an unknown
person of dubious appearance.
May be the leading cause of rug burns on your forehead.
May result in traffic signs and cones appearing
in your home.
May lead you to believe that you are invisible.
May give you the illusion that you have mystical
Kung Fu powers.
May give you the belief that you are smarter,
faster, and (thanks to your mystical
Kung Fu powers) tougher
guy nicknamed Grizzly.
May give you the impression that people
are really laughing WITH you.