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Having a sense of humor, or '73 was a very good year

Editor’s note: New Years, which is coming inevitably, is always a time of both looking forward and looking back. For our older readers, here’s a look a little further back than you probably expected. Thirty years does indeed make a difference, as forwarded to us by adjunct law and political science instructor Al Lynde.

1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it’s cool
2003: Moving to California because it’s warm

1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing pot belly

1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2003: Trying not to look like Brando or Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Being called into the principal’s office
2003: Calling the principal’s office

1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system

1973: Disco
2003: Costco

1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1973: Passing the driver’s test
2003: Passing the vision test

 

 

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