4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every
time someone says: “The Ring.”
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
7. Finish off every one of Elrond’s lines with “Mr.
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of
your lungs and sing, “And I did it.... MY way...!”
9. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite
off someone’s finger and fall down the stairs.
10. Dress up as old ladies and reenact “The Battle of
Helms Deep” Monty Python style.
11. When Denethor lights the fire, shout “Barbecue!”
12. When the ents march to war, stand up and shout “RUN FOREST, RUN!”
13. Every time someone kills an orc, yell: “That’s what I’m
14. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, “Where’s Waldo?”
15. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single
frame of a nude elf
hidden somewhere in the movie.
16. Start an orc sing-a-long.
17. When the Rohirrim cavalry starting riding around the oliphants,
Luke Skywalker during Empire Strikes Back.
18. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter and wander
19. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a particularly
and shout, “I see dead people!”
20. Improvise a conversation between Gollum, Dobby, and Yoda.
21. When Shelob the giant spider appears, release a jar of
22. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, “Man! Charlotte’s really let herself
23. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor