Out of Focus:
Gobble, gobble
I bought a pineapple today, and the only reason
was its shape. Sure, I like a good pineapple every now and
again, but this pineapple is unique. It’s fairly lopsided,
not the nice oval shape you’ve come to expect from Mr.
Dole. In fact, when I got my newest decoration home today,
I had to prop it up against a box of Tuna Helper. The green
sprout out the top is actually at about a 45 degree angle to
the pineapple, leaving the viewer with the slight sense of
disorientation you’d normally associate with Salvador
Dali, or a long night with man’s best friend, José.
How this one got through quality control, I’m not sure,
but I’m glad it did.