According to correspondents in Japan, that countries
banking crisis not only shows no signs of improving but seems
to be getting worse.
Following last week’s news that the Origami Bank had folded,
we are now hearing that the Sumo bank has gone belly up, and
the Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
The Karaoke Bank recently announced that it was for sale,
and inside sources revealed it could be had for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500
back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts fear there is something fishy going on a Sushi Bank,
and staff there have said they are getting a raw deal.