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A fresh look at the Japanese banking crisis

forwarded by Judy LeDoux

 

According to correspondents in Japan, that countries banking crisis not only shows no signs of improving but seems to be getting worse.

Following last week’s news that the Origami Bank had folded, we are now hearing that the Sumo bank has gone belly up, and the Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.

The Karaoke Bank recently announced that it was for sale, and inside sources revealed it could be had for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.

Analysts fear there is something fishy going on a Sushi Bank, and staff there have said they are getting a raw deal.

 

 

 

 

 

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