Carnival: antidote for boredom
Step right up all you twiddlers-of-thumbs, all
you idle chatters and flippers-of-the-channels into the late
night hours! It is during these vacant moments that intelligent
students act to prevent the Do-Nothing Virus from overwhelming
them by joining one of the dozens of HPU clubs. The simple antidote
to the Do-Nothing Virus is the mere scribbling of a name, however
weak the hand feels, across the page of a “Sign-Up!” sheet.